The Git - Profile

The Git grew up slowly near the rustling waters of the by then noxiously polluted Thames of the 1960s and '70s. An encounter with a salacious gypsy fortune-teller in his formative years exposed him early to the squalid practices that came to dominate his later life. Despite always treading diligently the borderline between decency and debauchery, he largely avoided confrontations with officers of the Law until the day he
set tender feet on the shores of the New World. Since then, ever ready to debate in both word and action ontological ambiguities, he has on many occasions run afoul of the native theocracies and will doubtless continue to do so as long as there is breath left in his admittedly tiny body.

A Jeffersonian with Hamiltonian leanings, his favorite fruit is papaya.