El Stevo - Profile

El Stevo can generally be found precariously hanging from the open window of his 18th floor office screaming obsenities at those on the sidewalks below that he has decided are "unclean". Born and raised in a small Mexican village, he at one point in his young life felt quite sure that he was either God or an illigitmate offspring of Elvis, both being equally distasteful to him. He is extraordinarliy handsome and debonair and enjoys drinking copious amounts of green liquor, running naked through his neighborhood at dusk, and doing very dangerous and creative stunts on his mo-ped. El Stevo has generally been described by his detractors as, "personifying violence itself."